Wednesday, March 14, 2018

EPISODE 52: ALIEN PREY/CAPTAIN CLEGG

Your favorite hosts are back again with a solid discussion about British horror and then some. Listen in on how we feel about Captain Clegg and maybe don't listen in on Alien Prey. Hope that doesn't spoil an already crappy show for anybody...

Our MM this episode is about The Ritual and BE WARNED: IT DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS. We note that well in advance though, so you should be fine if you'd like to watch the show first. In fact, we recommend you do.

Listen to the latest episode HERE. Or download HERE.

Our films for next time are--

I, Monster (1971)


















and The Phantom of the Opera (Hammer, 1962)




Do your homework and be nice to others.

WELLINGTON!


Photo credits: 

Monday, January 29, 2018

REVELATIONS

Yup, believe it or not, I'm updating the blog. Sort of. I mean, I've lost so much ground in the past 8 months or so, that there's just too much to jot down here. It's my fault. I make no excuses. Okay, so one excuse...

Dear brothers and sisters in horror, I've learned a very important lesson that has taken me the larger part of my life to understand; money cannot buy happiness. We've heard it all our lives. So much that it's become a cliche to those of us in the working class. Maybe it's to make us feel better about not having everything we've ever dreamed of. Maybe it's an old saying to tell your kids because you can't afford to take them to Disneyland every year. Maybe it's something that rich people made up to make the people who have to labor for their money feel like they're one of us.

Or maybe it's actually the truth.

I've learned the hard way, that it's true in my own life. A few months shy of 1 year ago, I set our to promote within the company that I work for. I did it for the wrong reasons and I didn't feel good about it from the start. I justified it as nervousness because I knew that I could do the job better than others that had come before me. More than anything, the allure of making more money pulled me into it. More security for my family was the driving factor, but I liked the idea of being able to buy more of the things I enjoy. None of these things made my life of my family's life actually better. In fact, it's made it much, much worse. I'm more miserable now that I've ever been and I have more now than I've ever had. Taking a promotion has meant that my career has now taken a front seat to everything I love. It's become a mandatory obsession. It's taken my spare time, family time...hell, who am I kidding? It's taken ALL of my time. I don't get time for the things I enjoy anymore. Specifically for this audience, I don't get to watch horror movies, record, update the blog, or my precious horror journal. To be honest, I could make the time. At least to update the blog anyway. But truth be told, all I want to do is sleep or lie around if I'm not reporting on every little thing or fielding phone calls at 2 AM.

That's the background. That's my excuse. Now here's what happens today and moving forward--I have an opportunity to take the knowledge of what I've just told you about and change things up. Work is work. It's always going to suck. It's just the way it is. However, I have chosen to take a step backward and take my life back. I'm glad it's only taken about a year to figure this out. Most poor people in my position either feel completely stuck or working is actually what they enjoy. For the latter, good for them. But for me, I have more important things to do. Things that matter. Like updating this blog after I've let all four of our listeners down repeatedly.

So here it is, Pals. My manifesto. I will be back to doing my duty for you. I have to. For me. I didn't plan to write any of this, actually...I was going to write a few smart-ass words as a kind of "fuck you" to Mocata and The Librarian for their jabs at me in email and texts, but then it just felt so damn good to spill my guts. Who knows, maybe this shit will help one of you one day. 

Anyway, with that being said, let's get back to distasteful jokes about Sharon Tate.

Here's the link to the last episode. Do your homework and tune in! 

Wellington.

Friday, May 26, 2017

EPISODE 49: THE 4TH ANNUAL SLIMY LIMEY AWARDS

Fiends,

Are you all excited?

Well wait no more! The Slimy Limeys are HERE! 

Tune in as we announce the winner, list our top 10 overall and British horror films and talk shit on The Librarian.

We'll be back next month with our landmark 50th episode and reviews of The Devils and Carry on Screaming.

Do your homework and stay in touch.

WELLINGTON!

Thursday, April 27, 2017

EPISODE 48: FULL CIRCLE/THE MUMMY'S SHROUD

Hello again!

Welcome to the 48th episode where we announce the final Slimy Limey finalists. As you can see, the poll is up off the the right. PLEASE VOTE. If you don't vote, then the terrorists have truly won.

We read an email from Alan during this episode and he has been kind enough to share a bit of the history of Hammer with all of us. Download it HERE.

That's really about it. So, without further delay, listen in to the new episode HERE.

The films for next time:

We both picked these:

Carry on Screaming (1966)




















The Devils (1971)


























WELLINGTON!

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

EPISODE 47: THE SHOUT/THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB

Welcome back!

We're excited to sit down an chat about some fine horror movies again. There seems to be a lot of negativity and gloom hovering over our neck of the woods and we can't think of a better way to get away from it all by sending some positive horror vibes over the airwaves. Or cyberspace. Or cyber-pod-waves...or...whatever. Just listen.

We start out with Lego Batman (yep, we do) and then we move into the horrors that we've enjoyed. We have some really great email to get through too! Alan shared a FANTASTIC link to a BBC radio broadcast about the great Peter Cushing. Alan also had the chance to exchange "good mornings" with the later once. Unreal. Good ol' Mocota also shared some pictures of his new box set of the films from the godfather of splatter, Hershell Gordon Lewis:

 No MM this month because we get to start the preliminary SLIMY LIMEY voting. You know the drill. To the right of the blog, Jim will set up a list for ALL of the films. Your responsibility, yea, your calling, is to pick ONE film that you want to see moved from the losers column to the winners column and vice versa. If you have any questions, drop us a line.

Lastly, our films for next time:

Jim's pick:

Full Cirlc or The Haunting of Julia (1977)
Ryan's choice:

The Mummy's Shroud (1967)

WELLINGTON!



Wednesday, January 18, 2017

EPISODE 46: THE REVENGE OF FRANKENSTEIN / DON'T LOOK NOW

Happy New Year!

We're back with the first episode of 2017. Sit back in your cubicle, or under your welding mask, or in your vehicle, or in your Opium den and listen in.

We have some pretty great movies to discuss in episode 46! The Revenge of Frankenstein brings comfort while the complex story and cinematography of Don't Look Now sticks in your mind for days. Who will win? Listen in and find out!

We also discuss a few films we've enjoyed the past month along with a new short (soon to be a feature) called Agatha. Take a peak at the trailer on Fangoria's website.

For the Macabre Minute, Ryan discusses a very amazing, but true story of a man called Giles Corey. Check out the article he references at Cvlt Nation.

Last, but not least, we pick our shows for next time:

Jim's Choice:

The Shout (1978)
Ryan's Choice: 
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964)
Do your homework! 

WELLINGTON!



Wednesday, December 14, 2016

EPISODE 45: EYE OF THE DEVIL/THE GORGON

Happy Holidays, Listeners!

We're back to discuss two wonderful films & Jack Watson.

We chat about Legos, music, internet hobos, exploitation and Krampus.

Download the latest episode directly HERE.

Our choices for next time:

Don't Look Now (1973)
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)

WELLINGTON!

Sunday, November 13, 2016

TCM

No, not Turner Classic Movies.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!

Mocata lives in Texas and gets to do all kinds of fun, horror related activities. When Jim mentioned on Twitter that he'd recently watched TCM again, Mocata sent these great pictures.

The cemetery & gravestone from the film 

The iconic gas station/BBQ



Always great to hear from you, Mocata and thanks for sending these in!




THE VVITCH PLAYSET

Our friend John wrote in recently and sent us this link. It's too good not to share.


Thanks for writing in, John! We love you. 

EPISODE 44: SYMPTOMS & THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS

Hi Everybody!

We didn't make our Halloween deadline because of domestic problems in Jim's town. Let's be honest though--we rarely make deadlines. after a few years you should be used to it by now. We're not proud of it, but it's kind of the norm.

For those of you who have not downloaded it already, you can find episode 44 right HERE.

We discuss a bunch of music and read some great emails & then discuss our favorite animals in horror during the Macabre Minute. As always, we have some good discussion about the films we picked--Symptoms and The Fearless Vampire Killers.

Our films for next time are both from the 60's:

Ryan picked a Hammer classic, The Gorgon (1964)

Jim's pick is Eye of the Devil (1966)


WELLINGTON!

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

EPISODE 43: NIGHTCOMERS & CRY OF THE BANSHEE

Hi everybody and welcome back to another soon-to-be-famous episode.

Go ahead and poor yourself a drink. Sneak on upstairs and put on your favorite night-clothes, slippers and smoking jacket. While you're doing that, the help will light the fire in the study and prepare your favorite pipe. Take your time; there's no hurry. When you come down, pour yourself another scotch, pair your Beats with your phone and settle in to your favorite leather armchair. You, my friend, are in for a spectacular treat of Marlon Brando, Trap Them, topless so-called witches, Solomon Grundy, jokes and, of course, The Macabre Minute.

Just click here to begin.

Our movies for next time are...

The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

Symptoms (1974)
Do your homework & we'll see you around Halloween!

WELLINGTON!

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

MOCATA

Our good pal Mocata has started up a blog of his own!

Click here

Eric (Mocata) has a whole lot of film and music knowledge crammed in that fat head of his, so we highly recommend checking out his blog and getting in touch with him.

Long live Mocata.

Monday, August 29, 2016

EPISODE 42: HOUSE OF WHIPCORD/THE INNOCENTS

As the dog-days of summer draw on and hopefully near their end, we return to spoil your hearing with another discussion of the unholy. Don't worry about adjusting the EQ on your digital device: yes, we're from the United States. Yes, we're Westerners on top of that. You shouldn't mind though. This is the 21st century, after all. Those of you who wish to cast judgement are no better than those to who would open a reformatory to torture young women in the 1970's! Or perhaps scare a child to death by claiming they know there is an apparition possessing them to act out...

You get where we're going with this? 

Good. That means you've done your homework and you are welcome to listen to episode 42 where we discuss House of Whipcord and The Innocents

After the reviews and general unpleasantness, we have a pretty good Macabre Minute. You'll want to check it out. 

Our films for episode 43 are: 

Cry of the Banshee (1970) 


AAAANNNNDDDD  The Nightcomers (1971)



Here's why Jim picked The Nightcomers--

"Strips the artistry of the Henry James original and leaves us with a hairy, overweight, naked and sweating Brando brutally kneading Stephanie Beacham's breasts into new shapes..." 
--Brian Holcomb 

Sounds good to me. 

WELLINGTON!


Monday, July 11, 2016

EPISODE 41: The Flesh and the Fiends/Crucible of Horror or Plague of the Reptiles.

Hello again Friends!

What a shit-show this is! These aren't the best movies we've reviewed, to be honest. BUT, we still have a great time and talk about some good films, music and even tattoos. Christmas sweater tattoos to be exact.

Enjoy what you hear and make sure you do your homework!

Films for episode 42-

Jim's pick:

The Innocents (1961)






Ryan's choice:

House of Whipchord (1972)





















Lastly, as we mentioned during the episode, The Librarian sent us over a pretty cool video from a band called Wolfie's Just Fine. The track is called A New Beginning.



WELLINGTON! 



Thursday, June 9, 2016

EMBALMER

We all know that metal and horror movies go hand in hand. Death Metal is, after all, the horror genre of music and vice versa. You already know our undying love for both. Our good pal "Mocata" sent us these pictures to drive home the point. This Embalmer set is AMAZING. Thanks again for sharing Mocata and keep them coming!





Tuesday, June 7, 2016

EPISODE 40 REDUX: THE HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN & THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES

Hey Everybody!

Jim just got back from Maui and he's got a serious island hangover. He's tan, happy and still extremely overweight. Which is sad, but at least you can't see him. The real loser in all of this is Ryan. You know, having to see Jim and all.

To the point: Episode 40 is here, here, and here. We apologize for losing the first recording, but it sounded like "two fax machines having hate sex" or something to that effect. But, this episode is better anyway. We talk waaaaay to much about music, read some email, discuss the great General Chit-Chat, and talk "deliciously" about The VVitch.
BE WARNED: our discussion about The VVitch contains spoilers! If you have not seen the film yet, DO NOT listen to the Macabre Minute until you have watched it! In fact, viewing the movie is mandatory before listening to this episode.

Our films for next time:

Ryan's pick-

Crucible of Horror or The Corpse (1971)


Jim's Pick-

The Flesh and the Fiends (1960)



WELLINGTON!


Monday, April 11, 2016

EPISODE 39: BLACKANTHROPY! or THE BEAST MUST DIE/THE OBLONG BOX

Welcome back, Fiends!

In Episode 39 you'll hear us throw out a couple of top five lists during the Macabre Minute, talk metal as usual, and disagree on The Beast Must Die! We also have a few emails to read from Des and the Librarian!

For next time:

Jim's pick-The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)



 Ryan's pick- Horror of Frankenstein (1970)



I hope the movies are as awesome as the posters are! 

WELLINGTON! 



Wednesday, January 20, 2016

EPISODE 37: "MIND THE DOORS"!

Hey, hey!

We're back with episode 37 and some good stuff for you to listen at. Jim was in his jammies this time. All fat & old & hairy. Ryan was looking dapper as usual in his "Super-Uncle" tee. We had some Arizonas (our not-sponsor), some cinnamon flavored toothpicks, and some movies that we wanted to toss your way.

We sure hope you like what you hear. We aim to please.

The next films we'll discuss?

Well, those are listed right here along with some artistry to enhance your visual experience:

Frightmare, aka Cover Up (1974)


and The House that Dripped Blood (1971).


Man, we sure love Ingrid Pitt. She's the best. 

WELLINGTON! 




Monday, November 9, 2015

EPISODE 35: THE EVIL OF FRANKENSTEIN & PSYCHOMANIA

It's been a long time, folks. Good to be back. Episode 35 is here.

First off, we would like to thank you all personally for your genuine concern for our well-being. The well wishes you sent were gratefully received. Thank you very much.

We finally get around to reviewing our picks for 34 and read some emails that had an inch of virtual dust on top of them. We discuss quite a load of horror films from all over the genre and then move on to talk about final voting for the 3rd annual Slimy Limey Awards (psssst...you can see the poll over to the right of this post). Voting on the blog will end on midnight on 11/27, so don't doddle!

For episode 37 (no homework for ep.36 because of the awards) Jim picked The Reptile (1966) and Ryan picked the filthy Raw Meat from 1972.


Wellington.




REST IN PEACE, LEATHERFACE


Gunnar Hansen
1947-2015
Photos courtesy of Fangoria and SCPR